16. Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
15. I wouldnt have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.
14. I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.
13. I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".
12. I'd be painting the town instead of the house.
11. I could show my girlfriend where I live.
10. I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.
9. The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.
8. I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.
7. I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!
6. I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.
5. I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.
4. Bachelors dont have Mother-in-laws.
3. I could use my own name at hotels.
2. I wouldnt have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.
1. When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".