Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

You look like the type of girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?

Do you want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You make my software turn into hardware.

That's a nice dress...could I talk you out of it?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

I looked up beautiful in the Thesaurus today and your name was included.

Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

How was heaven when you left?

I like your legs so much I'm going to name them. This one is Christmas and this one is New Years.  Can I see you in between the holidays?

Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?

Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

You must be tired, 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night!

I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?

Do you have a map, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Come sit on my lap and let's get things straight between us.

That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

That's a nice smile you've got, it's a shame it's not all you're wearing!

I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!

You are the reason men fall in love.

You know you might be asked to leave soon, you're making the other women look bad.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?

Hey baby, are you wearing space bra tonight? Because your chest is out of this world!

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

All those curves, and me with no breaks.

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

I hope the word of the day is legs, because I would sure like to spread the word.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!

Your father must be a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?
 
I'll be right back i gotta go call heaven, because they have an angel missing.