Will you remember my name tomorrow?
Of course I will.
Will you remember it the next week?Yes!Will you remember it the next month?
Will you remember it the next year?
Sure.
Knock Knock.
Whose there?
See, you forgot it already!
1. What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
Porkchops
2. How do you spot Ronald McDonald on nude beach?
He's the only one with sesame seed buns.
3. There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.
4.I used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.
5. How do you keep a bull from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
6. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
7. What did the cat say after it met the mouse?
Burp!
8. A little boy had to recite his ABC's the next day. So he asked his sister "What's the first letter of the alphabet?" and his sister said," Shut up!" so he went to his big brother who was watching batman, "What's the first letter of the alphabet?" and his brothe said, "Dananananananana... Batman!" so he went to his friend and said " What's the first letter of the alphabet?" and his friend said " I live down the corner in the garbage can!" (he was singing it) so the little boy went to his father who was cooking hot dogs. the little boy said "What's the first letter of the alphabet?" and his dad said " Dont touch my buns!" (he meant the hot dog buns) The next day, the teacher asked him to recite the alphabet. He said "Shut up!" so the teacher sent him to the principal's office. "Who do you think you are?" said the principle. And the little boy said, "Dananananananana... Batman!" And the principle said, " where do you live young man?" so the boy said" I live down the corner in the garbage can!" "If you don't stop this nonsence right now, I'll spank you!" said the principle. And the boy said, "Don't touch my buns!"
1.Why does a hummingbird hum?
Because it doesn't know the words.
2. Why did the duck cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
3. Mike: I've been asked to get married a million times.
Marissa: By whom?
Mike: My parents.
4. What did the hamburger name his daughter?
Patty
5. What did the dollar bill name HIS daughter?
Penny
6. What did the injured lawyer name HIS daughter?
Sue
7. What's white on the outside, green on the inside, and hops?
A frog sandwich
8. What did the calender name his kids?
April,May,and June.