But don't you see--I've been under a lot of pressure lately! Because (1) Dinah left, and (2) so did Meth! Aaaaaaaaa! So I've been a little too depressed to update. But I did a whopper of an update today! Not only did I update *this* page, but I created a whole new page as well!!! So....now I'm too tired to write much of anything else. Go here and you'll get a nice surprise.

Comments about how the page didn't get updated because Vole got tangled up in romantic interests may be politely witheld.

I just added a new quote or two last week, so there really isn't anything new right now. It's an ongoing project, really. I wish I could remember to write down good random quotes when I hear them....Ohhhh, just READ, why don't you? (Vole settles down with an entire angel-food cake, whimpering to herself)
So here we go:

"Once upon a time there was a purple taco. Most people would not eat the taco, because it was purple. We are, of course, taught not to judge by color, but people did. The taco didn't really want to be eaten, because it had a very strong will to live, but it was still very discriminatory that people did not eat the taco. Anyway, one day the purple taco fell into the gutter on a very rainy day, and was washed down into the sewer, where a strange crocodile ate it. Then it rained again. Weather is odd, that way."--Meth, writing in Vole's brother's guestbook

"I used to think that there was a town in British Columbia named Michelle, but now I'm not so sure..."--Dinah, pondering to herself (Hey--it's corrected now! Sugoi!)

"Hey! Leggo my recepticle of carriage!"--Dinah again, trying to retrieve her book bag

"A monkey without a tail is like a chimpanzee. A monkey without a chimpanzee, is like a tail."--The ever deep and wonderous Meth

"Your hand tastes yummy."--Tim Jones, who isn't really a member of the Plethora, but writes really weird Chinese stuff anyway

"Oooooh! Blackmail pictures!"--Dinah, grinning evilly, on numerous occasions

"May I take my tie off? My shoulder hurts."--Meth, reading from his Spanish textbook

"I'm bored....nothing weird seems to be happening anymore, not like it used to...."--Roxy, speaking as Quesita and Achilles are tangoing in the hallway directly behind her (this may be a misquote)

"I've just realized that I can't remember any more quotes. Oh, well."--Shmitty Vole, spoken while typing the message above

Okaaay.... Now that I've done SOMEthing, will you stop bugging me? Just kidding--I need the prodding to get this page done. So, maybe I should do some homework now, mm? Stop laughing! It isn't that ludicrous! Grrr.... I'm signing off now, before my feelings get hurt. You're lucky I have tears of steel, buddy. Whatever that means.

Lots of love, Chaitivole