You probably loaded up this page thinking it was Prometheus' page, didn't you? You probably feel mislead, having found the Happy Llama Meadow of Goodness instead, huh? Well, you shouldn't because this is BOTH Prometheus' page AND the Happy Llama Meadow of Goodness AT THE SAME TIME! Wow! Two pages for the price of one! How can this be possible?!? Well, I'll tell you--it's all owing to the efforts of one person--Brandon Simmons, who also happens to be Prometheus! AH! It happened again! Two people at once! AHHHHH!!
And just WHY is he called Prometheus? Well, in Greek mythology, Prometheus was not only the person who brought fire to humankind, but also inadvertently brought about the creation of woman. I don't think anything else needs to be said.
Here is some interesting stuff about Brandon ("Meth" for short...actually, it's short for PrometheusAAAHHHH IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!). Ahem:
| Name: Brandon "What's that Smell?" Simmons |
| Birthdate: December 4, 1978 |
| Alias: Prometheus ("Meth"....you know, "ProMETHeus") |
| Fighting Style: Honor is for the quick, and |
| the closer you are, the more damage you can do. |
| Sign: Sagittarius (and we all know what that means). |
| Special Skills: Can upchuck an entire six-pack of Dr. Pepper |
| in one sitting ("it looked like creamy bile," said he). |
| Favorite Disney Movie: Beauty and the Beast (Said Brandon: |
| "Remember the stove when the castle is being stormed? Exactly." |
Umm....I haven't gotten around to putting any links up yet because....well, because Meth hasn't given me any. Ah, well. At least there's one kickin' graphic on this page. I'm so proud of it. Mmmmm.
