bart.wav
(Bart)"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

bologna.wav
(Homer)"My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R,
my bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R"

bastard.wav
(Lisa)"A long lost half-brother, how Dickensian"
(Bart)"So, any idea where this bastard lives?"
(Homer)"BART!!"
(Bart)"Well, his parents aren't married are they?"
"It's a correct word isn't it?"
(Homer)"I guess he's got us there"
(Bart)"Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard"
(Marge)"Bart!"(Homer)"Bart!"
(Bart)"Bastard, bastard, bastard"

donuts.wav
(Homer)"Donuts...is there anything they can't do?"

donut2.wav
(Dr. Hibbert)"Now I'm going to burn this donut
to show you how many calories it has."
(Homer)"Nooooooooooo!!!!!"
(Dr. Hibbert)"The bright blue flame indicates
this was a particularly sweet donut."
(Homer)"Ohhhhhhhh...this is not happening,
this is not happening!"

donut3.wav
(Homer)"Oooooh, I'd sell my soul for a donut."

fool.wav
(Bart)"You're goin down Homer, I'm gonna fool you."
(Homer)"You talk better than you fool."
(Bart)"I'll fool you up reallll nice."
(Homer)"You couldn't fool your mother
on the foolingest day of your life if you
had an electrified fooling machine."

homerflintstone.wav
Flintstone Music plays...
(Homer)"Yabbadabbadoo"
"Simpson, Homer Simpson.
He's the greatest guy in history.
From the, town of Springfield...
he's about to hit a chestnut tree."
-sound of car crashing into tree-

nachoman.wav
(Homer)"Nacho nacho man."
-sound of chips crunching-
"I want to be a nacho man."

wieners.wav
(Lisa)"We are not wieners!"

margegodsort.wav
(Marge)"Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out."

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