Nursery Rhyme Song
To be sung to the tune of Polly-Wolly-Doodle

This song is one of those camp songs that somehow never really had a author and that continue to change and grow as time passes.
You can make up verses until you run out of nursery rhymes
or until you get sick of it, whichever comes first.
Alternate choruses are at the bottom of the page or make up your own.

Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
She threw it out the window.

CHORUS: The window, the window, the second story window.
With a heigh-dee-ho and a hefty throw,
(She) threw (it) out the window.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Threw him out the window. (Chorus)

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such fun
So we threw him out the window.(Chorus)

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie.
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum,
And threw it out the window. (Chorus)

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider who sat down beside her,
And threw her out the window. (Chorus)

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
Jill threw it out the window. (Chorus)

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Put her in a pumpkin shell
And threw her out the window. (Chorus)

Old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she got there the cupboard was bare
So she threw it out the window. (Chorus)

Alternate Choruses

CHORUS: The window, the window,
The second story window.
If you don't know what this song's about,
We'll throw you out the window.

CHORUS: The window, the window, the second story window.
If you can't think of a nursery rhyme,
We'll throw you out the window.