(*Whistle*)

Her name was Leia
She was a princess
With a Danish on each ear
And Darth Vader drawing near  (Breathes)

So R2-D2 (*Whistle*)
Found Ben Kenobi ("Obi-Wan")
He'd have to put the Death Star plans
Into the Rebellion's hands

So Luke and Obi-Wan
Had to get to Alderaan
So they stopped into Mos Eisley
To have a drink with Han

(Chorus)
At the Star Wars (Star Wars)
Star Wars Cantina (Star Wars Cantina)
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
(Here at the)
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters
And old Jedi Masters at the Star Wars

(*"Going somewhere Solo?"*)

His name was Solo ("Han Solo")
He was a pilot  (*Thruster noise*)
With a blaster by his side (*Blaster shot*)
And a smile twelve parsecs wide

There with Chewbacca
He was a Wookiee
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan
About the Millennium Falcon

Docking Bay Ninety-four ("Ninety-four")
Stormtroopers at the door (*Tap tap*)
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber (*Lightsaber ignites*)
Now there's a arm on the floor (*Roar of pain*)

(Chorus)

("Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.")

His name was Yoda
He was a Muppet ("Hmm")
Darth Vader was so bad
By the way, he's Luke's dad

Luke kissed his sister (*Smooch*)
His hand got cut off (Lightsaber ignites, "No!")
In that galaxy far far 'way
Luke has had a lousy day

Boba Fett was so mean
Jabba had bad hygiene ("Ho ho ho")
Why didn't they all just relax
Back on Tatooine

(Chorus)

("The Force will be with you. . .")

(Star Wars)

("Always")

(Cantina)

(*R2 whistles*)

(Star Wars)

(*Chewie roars*)

(Cantina)
 
 

Now if only I could place a link on here for people to download it. . .