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- Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.
- Artery......................... The study of paintings.
- Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
- Barium......................... What doctors do when patients
die.
- Cesarean Section............... A neighborhood in Rome.
- Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.
- Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
- Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
- Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
- D.............................. Where Washington is.
- Dilate......................... To live long.
- Enema.......................... Not a friend.
- Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
- Fibula......................... A small lie.
- Genital........................ Non-Jewish person.
- G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball.
- Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on.
- Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.
- Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work.
- Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
- Morbid......................... A higher offer.
- Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
- Node........................... I knew it.
- Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
- Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test.
- Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
- Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
- Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
- Rectum......................... Just about killed him.
- Secretion...................... Hiding something.
- Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
- Tablet......................... A small table.
- Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
- Tumor.......................... One plus one more.
- Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
- Varicose....................... Near
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