A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to
 him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
 
 He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
 
 The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me
 back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart
 and brave you are and how you are my hero."
 
 The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it,
 and returned it to his pocket.
 
 The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me
 back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion
 for an entire week."
 
 The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and
 returned it to his pocket.
 
 The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into
 a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you
 want."
 
 Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it,
 and put it back into his pocket.
 
 Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you
 I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year
 and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
 
 The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have
 time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."