One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to Heaven
 and meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat,
 "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can
 make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let
 me know." The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord,
 all my life I have lived with a poor family and had
 to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the
 cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy
 pillow appears. 
 
 A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming
 accident and go to Heaven. Again, the Lord is there
 to greet them with the same offer. The mice answer,
 "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had
 to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms.
 We are tired of running. Do you think we could have
 roller skates so we don't have to run any more?" The
 Lord says, "Say no more," and fits each mouse with a
 beautiful pair of roller skates. 
 
 About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat
 and finds him snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gently
 wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you
 have been here?" The cat stretches and yawns and replies,
 "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever
 expected. And those Meals on Wheels you have been sending
 by are the best!!