Jokes page: 5   Top reasons the dinosaurs became extinct: I.    They all died. II.   They couldn't make rice. III.  They just all couldn't get along. IV.   No caffeine or sugar. V.    Didn't know how to say "SEGA!" VI.   Didn't have Air conditioning for those hot and humid days. VII.  Couldn't find their MTV. VIII. The earth said, "Pull my finger." IX.   Didn't have sun tan lotion. X.    They were abducted by aliens. XI.   The females were cold blooded. XII.  Those damn tar pits. XIII. Decided to look for the wizard of Oz to get a bigger brain. XIV.  Were killed off secretly by the CIA. XV.   Because their lack of a mutigenic gene and the change in       environment. They were forced into extinction by the fact that       they could not adapt to the harsh changes brought to their       environment.   Egineers A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"