| CATEGORY |
SAYINGS (Page 3) |
SUGGESTED DESIGN |
| GARDENING |
THE FOLLOWING SAYINGS FOR GARDENERS WERE SENT
TO MELISSA ON THE VIKING LISTS AND SHE IS SHARING THEM HERE... |
Use any flower/gardening design for all of these garden sayings |
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Welcome to my garden |
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Life is a song so sing along |
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How does your garden grow? |
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Plant Manager |
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She who has flowers in her garden surely has flowers in her heart |
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You have touched me and I have grown |
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Many eyes go thru the meadows, but few see the flowers |
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Earth laughs in flowers |
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May all your weeds be wild flowers |
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Every Birdie is welcome |
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Good things happen to those who wait |
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Weeds?Those are native wildflowers |
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Scatter seeds of kindness wherever you go |
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My dog digs the holes - I plant the flowers |
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A garden is the purest of human pleasures. (F. Bacon) |
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A few croutons short of a garden salad. |
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Love grows here |
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Rushed for thyme |
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Garden of weedin' |
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Gardeners know all the dirt |
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Gardening is defined as the truimph of hope over experience |
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Friends are the flowes in life's garden |
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Aroma therapy---dirt, flowers, garden |
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Life began in a garden |
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Sew (or sow) seeds of kindness |
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Love grows in friendship's garden |
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Bloom where you are planted |
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How does your garden grow? |
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Gardeners make good friends |
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If friends were flowers, I would pick you |
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Grow in Love |
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Let Your heart bloom |
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An American Beauty lives here with an old gardener |
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An old gardener lives here with an American Beauty |
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I love my garden |
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Home Sweet Home |
I only have one nerve left, and you're getting on it! |
Stress Stick Figure |
Home Sweet Home |
I can only please one person a day & this is not your day. |
Your choice |
Home Sweet Home |
My cow died, so I don't need your bull anymore! |
Cow, Bull |
Home Sweet Home |
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious. |
Dancers, Clowns |
Home Sweet Home |
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. |
Chef? Handgun? |
Home Sweet Home |
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house. |
Couch Potato, King for a Day |
Home Sweet Home |
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap. |
Hamburger --any fast food |
Home Sweet Home |
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. |
Cookies |
Home Sweet Home |
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. |
Fridge |
Home Sweet Home |
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never
cease to be amused. |
Happy face |
Home Sweet Home |
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. |
Your choice |
Home Sweet Home |
Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out. |
Fast Food |
Home Sweet Home |
Housework done properly can kill you. |
Warning Sign, vacuum |
Home Sweet Home |
Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on
to lead normal lives. |
Your choice |
Home Sweet Home |
This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. |
Dust Bunny |
Home Sweet Home |
My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance. |
Broom |
Home Sweet Home |
I cleaned my house yesterday. Sure wish you could have seen it. |
Your choice |
Home Sweet Home |
This isn't clutter; these are my antiques! |
Your choice |
Home Sweet Home |
I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully. |
Your choice |
Home Sweet Home |
Lord, if I can't be skinny, let all my friends be fat. |
Praying Hands |
Home Sweet Home |
If you're smoking in this house...you BETTER be on FIRE! |
Cigarette or fire truck |
Home Sweet Home |
Martha Doesn't Live Here |
A house or anything pertaining to Martha |
Home Sweet Home |
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machine. |
Vending machine |
Home Sweet Home |
All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person. |
Coffee Cup |
Home Sweet Home |
Our meals come from all four food groups, CANNED, FAST,FROZEN, &
MICROWAVEABLE. |
Your Choice |
| Home Sweet Home |
The only reason I have a kitchen is that it came with my house |
Your Choice |
| Home Sweet Home |
Kissing doesn't last, good cookin' does. |
Apple Pie |
| Home Sweet Home |
A good cook beats all! |
Beaters |
| Home Sweet Home |
Kiss the cook and then take her out to dinner. |
Your Choice |
| Home Sweet Home |
What's a kitchen? |
Your Choice |
| Home Sweet Home |
My family tree is full of nuts. |
Nuts with family members names |
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Home Sweet Home |
I like hugs
and I like kisses
But what I REALLY love
is Help with the DISHES |
Dishes in the Sink |
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Home Sweet Home |
My Aim is to Keep this Bathroom Clean
Your Aim Would Help |
Plaque for Bathroom with appropriate design |
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Home Sweet Home |
If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle
Be a Sweetie and Wipe the Seatie |
Plaque for Bathroom with appropriate design |
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Home Sweet Home |
We Aim to Please
You Aim, too, Please |
Plaque for Bathroom with appropriate design |
| Sports |
Fear Strikes Out |
Baseball bat or bat & ball |
| Sports |
It's not braggin' if you can do it |
Baseball, softball or any sports equipment |
| Sports |
It isn't JUST a bat, it's a launching pad |
Baseball Bat |
| Sports |
Sweat + Sacrifice = Success |
Any Sports Equipment |
| Sports |
It takes a Lot of Balls to Golf the way I do!!! |
Golf Design |
| Sports |
My Doctor says to Take my Iron Every Day |
Golf Design |
| Sports |
My Doctor says to Live on Greens |
Golf Design |
| Sports |
Give me life, liberty and the pursuit of golf balls. |
Golf Design |
 Sports |
Born to Golf - Forced to Work! |
Golf Design |
