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From Around the World
As globalization continues one is forced to think about the uncomfortable idea of leaving one's country and possible traveling to another part of this god forsaken earth and risking a change in routine. It is important to keep track of how other countries rate when it comes the liquid of life. If you are thinking water you have come to the wrong website you naive evian lover. I speak of Coca - Cola, the necture of the gods.
| Country | Coke was... |
| Canada | Good |
| England | Soapy |
| Scotland | Too Flat |
| Switzerland | Too Rich |
| Germany | Had Too Much Ice |
| Czech Republic | Good |
| Austria | I think they spit in it |
| Italy | Shit |
| Greece | Too Warm |
| Cyprus | Like Frickin' Pepsi |
| Egypt | Wasn't in the Can |
| Wales | Too Watery |
| States | Good |
So far it looks pretty bad out there. Keep sending in those Coke reports. Those of you requesting Pepsi ratings can just go on back to Russia.
What to do in a Coke emergency
1. Make sure you are wearing your medic alert braclet that says you hate Pepsi in case someone finds you passed out in a Cola Coma.
2. Get out your emergency Coke Change.
3. Drop everything and start yelling "Coca - Cola!" This is important in case you are in a latin american country where yelling "Coke!" won't necessarily get you a tasty beverage.
4. Buy at least 2 Cokes when you find some, so that it won't happen again next hour.
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McDonalds is the most reliable Coca - Cola provider. And thanks to globalization,
they are making this planet a little safer for you and me.
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