The Incident at 171 Solingate Drive

"Here's that picture of me only moments after being struck by the tennis ball. I was minding my business in the spare bedroom when all of the sudden through the window flew a tennis ball which struck me in the side of the torso. I'll see you in court Paul." - Ben Fairs

"What Ben forgot to say was that he disposed a mouth-full of water from the second floor onto my person followed by heckling. I was outside on the drive-way when assaulted. So I decided to toss the ball in the direction of the celebratory chants. It's not my fault that this little tennis ball left a 6hr welt on Ben. It's something that I will have to live with for the rest of my life...unless I totally forget about it. It's like survival of the fittest here. I can't turn my back on Ben for a second. The only court you'll find me on is the tennis court Ben." - Paul Fairs