1. You have Vietnamese Pride
2. You get Lectured at least once a day
3. To you, ap means asian pride, not advanced placement
4. You hate white people
5. Someone in your family wears glasses
6. you complain about how hot it is in america and ur parents start their story about how hot it is in Vietnam
7. gerls: you have at least one pair of flares and shirts with designer brand names across your chest(like BeBe aNd GuEsS)
8. you own a Honda or Toyota....usually fixed up
9. You bump Chinese or high energy music while in ur ride
10. you know or kick it with gangs
11. Your parents always tell you that if your out at nite or out at all, niggers will get you n' take you in their van, rape you aNd dump you somewhere far away
12. Someone in your family smokes
13. Your RAcist
14. Your Parents buy you shoes and clothes many sizes too big so you can "gror into them" and weaR them for many years to come
15. uR FaMiLy oWnS ButCheR KniVeS BigGeR ThAn uR HeaD
16. u KnOe uR SuPeriOr 2 OthEr AsiaNs
17. u LoOk oLdEr ThaN u ReaLLy aRe
18. u HatE FiLiPiNos
19. u BeAt aNy FiLiPiNO DowN iF u SeE ThEm StaRe DowN aT u
20. u CusS OuT aNiOnE iN ViETnAmeSe ThaT PisSeS u oFF
21. u OwN a RicE CoOkeR oR tWo
22. u CaN "SquAt"
23. u ShOw Ur Viet PriDe 2 ThE fuLLesT
24. u WatCh ViETnAMesE TraNsLatEd MoViEs ThAt aRe 30 TaPeS LoNg
25. ThEreS ChiNesE iN uR FaMiLy LinE SOmEwHeRe
26. GuyS....u SiT oN uR BuTt aLL DaY
27. GiRlS...u Do EvERyThiNG wHiLe THE GuYs SiT oN theIR BuTtS
28. u HiGhLiGhT uR hAiR
29. GuYs....u EiThEr HaVe haIr tHaTs spLiT DowN tHE MiDdLe, ThE siDe oR BaNgS tHAt R DyEd aNd SLiCkeD BaCk
30. uR DoWn 4 uR ShiT
31. u HaVe EvER GoTtEn LitTle ReD EnVeLoPEs ArounD FeBruArY
32. PiLeS oF ShoEs TeNd 2 MaKe iT hARd 2 OpEn ThE fRonT, BaCk oR CLosEt DoOrs
33. uR PaREnTs SaY LeAviNg RiCe iN uR BowL iS a SiN
34. aN AsiAn WomAn COmEs oN uR ScHoOl CaMpuS aNd PeOpLe aSK "iS ThaT uR MoTHEr?" aNd "tHEn iS iT uR siSteR?"
35. uVE EaTen PArTs oF AniMaLs TheY DonT eVen PuT iN HoT DogS
36. u HaVe No EyELAshEs
37. uVE LeaRnEd 2 KeEp BaRgAinInG EvEN iF tHE PricEs R ROCk BoTtoM
38. u hAvE 12+ aUnTs aNd UncLeS
39. PeOpLe SeE a BuNcH oF ScRiBbLeS oN a ChOpsTicK aNd AsK u 2 TRaNsLAtE
40. eVerYoNE ThiNks uR GoOd aT MaTh
41. uR PArEntS hAve NeVEr KiSseD u
42. uR PaREntS hAve NevER KiSsEd EaChOthEr
43. u HAvE 2 CaLL JusT AbOuT aLL uR ParEntS FRieNdS "aUnTeE" And "uNcLe"
44. u WanT A sTeREo...Ur paRenTs sAy "wHeN I wAs Ur Age I dIdNT EvEN hAVe SHoeS"
45. U leArNeD aBOUt The bIrDs AnD tHe bEeS FrM sOMeOnE OtHEr tHan Ur pAreNTs
46. Ur pArENTs InSIst U maRrY sOMeoNe vIEtNAmeSe
47. U haVE RocKs, sTIckS, LeAvES ANd sTRangE sMeLLinG uNknOwn sUbStANcES iN uR HouSe 4 UsE aS MeDiCInE
48. uR PaREnTs CoMPARe u 2 4.5 NeRdS anD CaLL u StuPiD
49. u LisTeN 2 NeW WavE, tEchNo, sLoW JaMS, rAP aNd/oR EuRoDaNCe
50. uR LoYaL 2 aLL uR FriEndS
51. u DOnT oWN AmeRiCan cArs
52. uR HeCKa GoOd aT PoOL
53. CoFFeE ShOPs R uR SeConD HOmE
54. GiRls...u HATe FOBs ThAT Go "hEy BaBeE....u CuTE. CaN i HaB yO FoNe nuMba?"
55. u R aLwaYs uPdATeD wIth The AsIan StYLe
56. u SpoRT NauTiCA, CK, PoLO, NiKE, AdiDaS, aNd GuEsS
57. u pLaYeD tHE PiAnO oR ViOlIn OnCe iN uR liFE
58. uR PaREnTS eIthER BrAg AboUT u 2 OthEr ViETnAMEsE PaREntS oR HeCkA PuT u DOWn
59. EvEriOnE ThiNkS uR ChInESE nO MaTtEr WhaT u aRe
60. eVeryOne aLWays aSkS u HoW 2 SaY SOmEthINg iN
ViEtNAmeSE...aFteR u TeAch ThEm hOw 2 sAy hELLo AnD HOw r U DoiNg...THeY AsK aBouT THe CuSs WORdS
61. uR PAREntS CAn OnLy HeLp u WiTh MAtH anD nO oTheR SuBjEcTs
62. u LiKE DuRIaN
63. WhEN u GeT DeTenTiON fRM ScHoOl....uR PaREnTS ThinK uR a REBeL
64. uR PArEntS aLWaYS cOmPAre VieTNAm aND AMeRicA
65. wHEn u GeT Bad GrADeS iN SchOoL...uR PArENts StArT LEcTuRINg AbOuT HOW ThEY Went THROugH heLL iN ScHOoL iN VieTnaM. THeY WoULdVE GotTeN theIr BuTt WhOoPed
66. ur PArENts HaVE tHE WhOlE CoLLeCtiOn oF PArIS bY NIgHT
67. uR PArENtS aLwaYs CriTiSIzE u...cRiTiSiZe OthErS aNd CrItIsiZe EaChOthEr
68. u HaVE The LaSt NAme oR is rELAtEd 2 SOmeonE wItH THe LAsT nAmE "nGuYeN"
69. uR PaRenTs WaNt u 2 be BeTtEr ThAn eVeRiOnE eLsE
70. uR PaReNtS TrY 2 GeT u iNtO pLaCeS HaLf-pRiCe bY SaYiNg uR 12 WhEn uR ReaLLy 16
71. Ur mOm HaS HaD a ShOrT CurLy HaIr CuT aT OnE TiMe Or AnOtHeR
72. uR PArEntS EnJoY COmPArInG u 2 TheIr FriEndS KiDs
73. uVE HaD 2 Sit ThROuGH KaRaOKe ViDeOs WiTh ScANtiLy cLAd, AsiAn WOmAN aTtEmPtiNg 2 DaNCe AnD WaLk aRouNd a PARk, TeMpLe, oR FOrEsT
74. uVe HaD PEoPLe Go uP 2 U TrYiNg 2 ImItATe aSiAn LaNguAgEs...LiKE "cHiNG ChOnG WoO BoK ChI etc..."
75. ThE BiO LeCtUrEs oN MAriNe LiFe(SeAwEeD OcTuPii SqUiD) wErE LasT NiGhTs DiNneR
76. uR AuNTs aND UncLeS BriNg u BACk AdOrAbLe cLoThiNg fRom VieTnAM wiTh FuZzY BuNniEs, vInYL DuCkS, aNd EnGLiSh WordS ThAT MaKE nO
77. SeNsE iN gReaT cOLoRs LiKe MaGeNta, PiNK, YeLLOW, OrAnGe aNd ThE EveR SO PoPuLar LiMe GrEeN
78. uR PArEnTs SiMpLy CuT oFF ThE BrOwn/bLaCK PArT oF THe BrEaD aNd InSIsT THaT u EaT iT CaUSe "iTs StiLL GoOd"
79. u bEcOmE TaLLeR ThAN uR PaReNtS OnCe u HiT PuBeRty
80. u GeT NoThiNg 4 DOiNG WeLL iN ScHoOl BuT Get iN TrOuBLe iF u DOnT
81. u BuY SoY SaUcE By ThE GaLLoN
82. uR PArEnTS ThInK uR thE WoRsT KiD
83. GuYs....U OnE TiME oR ANoThER iN LiFE HaVE HaD ThE rEguLaTiOn BowL CuT
84. uR PArEntS aLwAyS ReMiNd u 2 GrEeT SOMeOnE iN vIEtNAMEsE iF ThEyRe ViEtNamEsE
85. u aLwAys HAvE pOuNdS oF RiCE ArOuNd ThE HouSe
86. uR PArEnTs HaTe PeTs ExCePt 4 HaRMLeSs CHEAP GoLdFISheS
87. uR PArENtS r AtTraCtEd 2 ThE EnGLiSh WoRdS..."99 CENTS" AnD "FREE"
88. u CoLLeCt aLL ThE COuPoNs u CaN FiNd BuT tHeN nEvEr UsE tHem
89. uR PArEntS KnOE HoW 2 MAkE PhO
90. u PuT SoY SaUcE oN EvErY FOoD
91. u CaNT DaTe UnTiL uR 37
92. U LiKe KaRaOkE oR OwN ThE MAchInE at HoMe
93. u LiKE pLaYiNG BaDmiTtOn
94. uR NoN ViEtNAmeSe FriEnDs AsK u 2 TeAcH tHeM How 2 CuSs iN VIeTnAMEse sO TheY cAn CuSs aT OthEr ViEtNAmeSe
95. uR PArEntS oWn a StOrE LiKe a ReStuArAnt oR BaKeRy
96. uR ReLaTiVeS HOuSe EitHeR sMeLL LiKE iNsEnSe, MotHbALLs, oR MEdiCinE
97. uR DaD iS SoME SoRt oF EnGiNeEr
98. u HaVE PaiNfUL MeMoRieS oF ThE FeAtHeR DuStER
99. u HAvE WoVeN MAtS iN uR HOuSE
100. u ShOp aT a LoCaL AsiAN MaRKet
101. Ur FaMiLy TaKEs PiCturEs EvErIwHeRE ThEY Go
102. NoThiNg MaTcHeS iN uR HouSe
103. uR DaD HaS The SaMe HaiRcuT ThaT He HaD aS a ChiLd
104. u HAve a BOX oF NoOdLes iN uR HOuSE
105. u OwN SoMe SoRt oF VidEo GaME MaChiNe
106. u TeLL uR PArEntS uR CriSiS PeRiOd aNd TheY StArT TeLLiNg ThEiR StoRy oF HoW iT Was 4 ThEM WhEn THeY wErE uR Age
107. u OwN a PaiR Of SaNdLes
108. uR PaReNTs oR GrANdPArENts OwN a GaRdeN
109. u StiLL ReMeMbEr WeaRiNg ShiRTs WiTH aLLiGaTOrS oR SOme AniMaL oN THeM
110. u HAvE ThOsE LiTtLe KeTcHuP BaGs fRm McDoNaLdS iN uR FriDgE
111. iNsIdE Ur CaR iS aN OriEntAL StRiNGy OrNAMeNt
112. wHeN DeSeRt CoMEs u FiNd SOmE ReD SouP WiTh BeAnS in thEm
113. uR PaReNtS StiLL HAvE ThE SaME CaR aS ThEY DiD 15 YeArS AGo
114. uR ReMotE CoNTrOl HaS SOME KiNd oF PAlStiC CovERinG
115. uR FriDgE iS FiLLeD WiTh ThiNgS LiKe RoOstERs CoCk...PiGs TaiL...rAbBiTs NaiLs aND SoME ReD StuFF ThAT uR NoN ASiaN FriENdS StARe At
116. uR FRIeNd cOmeS oVEr...aNd AfTeR TheY LeAvE uR PAReNTs MAkE SoME kiNd oF COmMeNT AbOuT tHeM
117. u HaVE A cALeNdeR SoMEwHerE iN uR HouSE ThaT PeELs PAgEs oNE By OnE
118. iF THERe aRE FrEe BaLLoOnS oR COoKiEs u TaKE as MaNy aS U CAn
119. uR PArEnTS LuV FrEe ThiNgS
120. u TaKe oFf uR ShOEs bEforE u WaLk iNtO a HOuSE
121. EvERyOnE ThiNks u KnOe SoME FoRm oF MArTiaL ArTS
122. u OwN a PAGEr oR CeLL PhOnE
123. u And Ur PaRenTs r TaLkiNg NoRmaLLy ANd uR FriEnDs Say WhY iS uR MoM ScReaMinG aT u??
124. u OwN SOmE KiNd oF AsiAn bRaNd oF TeLePhOnE LiKe PaNaSoNiC AnD SoNy
125. uR MoM oR AuNt oWnS a HaiR SaLoN oR NaiL ShOp
126. You like to play volleyball
127. you cannot date until your 60
127. Your grandparents always give you money
128. You go to Little Saigon once in a while or every weekend or everyday!
129.While you are in Little Saigon, you always go to Phuoc Loc Tho where you head straight into that Asian Collection music store.
130.You always take American friends to go to Bo 7 Mon (Seven courses of Beef) to amaze them with Vietnamese foods.