That's right! John and Mud are getting hitched, getting married at a drive by alter in Vegas followed by a short honeymoon in a cheap hotel with a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of rubbers. I know it's kind of disturbing, but John's fucked mud for a long time, doesn't make him a bad person. It may be a little repulsive, but come on, you've heard weirder. He says "once you've had mud you'll never go back." Hell, maybe he's right. All I know is don't be closedminded. He's still a good guy. He just likes having sex with mud. You might want to keep your back yard good and dry if you ever have John over there. Don't let him near a hose in a dirty area.

You know what they say about a man with small hands, he wears small gloves. A man who wears small gloves wears small shoes. A man who wears small shoes has small feet. Ugly Kid Joe Rocks!!!

By that last statement what I meant was that John has small hands + feet. I also was implying that John doesn't like Ugly Kid Joe, and everyone knows Ugly Kid Joe fans are infamous for having big penises, I mean hands and feet. When I said John wears small gloves and small shoes...Nevermind. Ugly Kid Joe Rocks!

I like to fuck mud more than your mom!