This is john, he is a rock n' roll gangsta. That is his secret code word for buttfuckin' cocaine addicted homosexual pickerist. He would like any of you to massage his neck so that he can feel like he has friends. What he really needs is a robot, and some fractals.

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John is dating Aaron Carter, he thinks it's cool that he's dating a celebrity. I told him he should have never divorced mud, but he wouldn't listen, he took a hairdryer to mud and went and had an affair with Aaron Carter. His testicles now lie in a jar on Aaron Carter's bedpost. If he had a choice between boning Christina Aguilera, and watching Aaron Carter take a bubble bath, he would choose the bubble bath. He is definately not straight.