That's it. . .i'm goin' to my room!

Hello. You're probably wondering what this page is all about. Well, to tell ya tha truth...i don't know. Well, ya see, i guess it all started after i got tha nickname trip2much and the bad part is...well, i do trip too much. i guess i always have...i just never realized it, until i got into college and one of my best friends, Jeremy, one day told me that i trip too much. i agreed. i knew it was a problem. i needed help. i always told Jeremy, James, and TJ that i needed a shrink. i really needed to see a psychiatrist. i admit, sometimes i'm a fuckin' psycho. If you're scared so far and feel like leaving, i'll understand. The exit is at the bottom of the page. But if you stay and don't mind listening to me, i'll be glad to tell you a little story about the life of Edwin Cohen (that's me). i hope readers will find this entertaining. Before i sit down in my lil' corner of the room and start telling you my story, i must warn you that this story could be a bit jumpy. What i mean by that is that i could be talking about one thing and then, totally change the subject and talk about another thing. Can you handle that? If you can, that's cool! i'll give you props. A lot of things have motivated and inspired me. i guess that's one of the reasons why i'm sitting in my room typing this shit up. Oh yeah, another thing - this page will very much be like my journal. If something exciting, funny, bizarre, horrible, terrifying, or depressing happens in my life, i'll most likely jot it down in here...that's if i have time. Oh my God, it's fucking 2 in tha morning! i should go to bed! i have a lot of homework to do! Aahh, i'll put it aside, til later. Anyhow, well, is my audience ready? Wait a second...i think i've started already. Fuck! Ya know what...i forgot what i was gonna say now. i hate it when that happens. Uuhh...well...i kinda had a boring day today. i didn't do all that much besides work at Lombardi; it's a gym on the UNR campus. UNR stands for the University of Nevada, Reno. This is where i go to school at. i'm a sophomore majoring in Computer Information Systems or you can just call it CIS for short, but when i say CIS, not a lot of people know what that is. Anyhow, back to working out. i worked out my upper body today. i did chest, triceps, and biceps. Tomorrow, i'm gonna work on my shoulders and back. i know you don't care, but if you're still reading this, you do. Other wise you know where the exit is. Let's see...oh yeah, i was also in Herlong, some small town in northern California. It's my old home town. i graduated from Herlong High in '97. It was fun back in the day when all my friends were there, but now, just about all of 'em are gone. i still see one of 'em. His name's TJ Rowland. Well, i live with him now. We reside in College Terrace Apartments, apt. 6 in Reno, NV. For all you dumbasses who don't know the abbreviation for Nevada, it's N and V. There's two apartments. We live in the second one. Oh yeah, Jeremy and James live with us too. It's us four. Apt. 6 is the place to kick it! We got a lot of beer posters on the wall, a collection of hard liquor on our window sill, and right now, about 30+ Olde English 40 bottles. For you non-drinkers; do you know what 40 stands for? It means 40 oz. For you dumbasses; do you know what oz means? It's the fucking abbreviation for ounces! Herlong was also cool when the military was there because other than there was a lot of people living in Herlong, the military owned just about every facility such as the gym, the library, the pool, the commisary, the snack bar & bowling alley, the Youth Center (YS), your mom (j/k - dumbasses again; j/k means just kidding), and most of that shit! But then one day, all the military are slowly being transferred to other places and when the military's gone, all that shit goes too. Actually, it doesn't go anywhere. It just shuts down and right now, there isn't much in Herlong. Let's see...they still got the post office, the bank, library, the gym, the YS and...i think the clinic's closed. As you can see, Herlong pretty much sucks right now. i'm not dissin' it or anything, but it does suck and i want my mom to move to Reno pretty soon because there isn't much in Herlong. Reno's cool! It's not as big as Vegas, but it's cool. i wouldn't wanna live in Vegas. Way too much shit goin' on down there. i'd go down there for a vacation, but i wouldn't wanna live there. Speaking of Vegas, i've experienced that gambling IS addicting. i played a simple game of Black Jack at the Bonanza Casino in Reno and i got hooked on it...just like that. i lost $5 that night, my first time, but i can say that i've won more than i've lost. The most i've lost was $27. i know there's people down in Vegas losing millions, but 27's fucking horrible for me! The other horrible thing is that i just can't stop. i need money. This might sound crazy, but...it's easy money to be honest. i admit, it's very easy to lose money as well. The most i've won is $300. How? Just bettin' big, that's all. Well, it's fuckin' 3 in the morning and i gotta get some sleep. i'll continue this later on in the day. So, why don't you people just come back tomorrow...uh, actually it's already tomorrow, ok? Cool, i'm out! PEACE OUT! Oh yeah, one more thing! Did you know that i've stayed up for 72 hours (4 days) before?! But that's another story...

Saturday - May 8, 1999, 1:12 am

Oh my God, i am so happy that school's over! i am definitely looking forward to this summer; a lot of parties and kickin' it goin' on at our apartment! But the sad thing is that almost everyone is going back home for the summer; majority are goin' back to Vegas and Carson. But on the other hand things are gonna be quite nice at the apartment. i hate havin' to put up with stupid and dumbass people everyday!

Saturday - July 25, 1999, 4:28 am