RIDDLES!

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What are flowers that are friends called?Buds!
Why didn't the embarressed letter blush?Because it was already read!
Why are onions sad?Because they make themselves cry
Why don't garlics kiss?Because they have bad breath
What did the hot pig say?I'm bacon!
How do you pay for wallcoverings? You pay-per (paper) sheet
What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over bays, they would be bagels!
How do people in jail communicate? With cell-phones.
What did one ship say to the other ship? Do you want a relation-ship?




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