Welcome to my Marijuana Page!.. There are some jokes, and pictures here!.. so check it out!




Tongue twisters:



What did the dope dealer deal when the dope dealer did deal dope to the other dope dealer.


Miss on you pister you aren't so muchin' fuch go in your own jackyard and back off!!


You might be a stoner if....
Everyone else is a lightweight.




You know your a pothead when:
When you think "Lost in Space" is a Cheech & Chong movie.



If you thought "Air Bud" was a movie about good bud that makes you think you can fly.



Question:

If someone with multiple personalities tries to commit suicide, do the police consider it a hostage situation?










Question: If someone with multiple personalities tries to commit suicide, do the police consider it a hostage situation?





Limerick:



There once was a bud named B.C.


He grew on a 7 foot tree


Till one day I plucked him


Rolled him&smoked him


And now I can barely see!





Q. How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?


A. None. Alligators can't fly.




Q. Why did the pothead smoke out all day long?


A. His watch was stuck on 4:20.



I was here, but now I'm not, I went out to smoke some pot, I left this here , to prove a point , lifes a bitch without a joint!


Lifes a bitch, then you die, so fuck the world lets get high