The Phantom Barracuda

Imagine how differently Episode One would have ended, if Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn had each used a trout as their weapon of choice against Darth Maul, master of the Dual Halibut.

A long time ago, in an ocean far, far away...

These are the Fish Wars.

Episode One: The Phantom Barracuda

Episode Four: A New Halibut

Episode Five: The Empirial Starfish Strikes Back

Episode Six: The Return of the Jellyfish

Actual parodies to follow some day...

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