The JediPrudes Purity Test
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" button is at the bottom.
Watched all four movies more than three times each?
-- In the same year?
-- In the same month?
-- In the same week?
-- In the same day?
Watched all four movies more times than you care to admit?
Bought the Special Edition set of the original trilogy?
Bought to collector's Edition of the Phantom Menace?
Bought a bootleg copy of any of them?
Sold a bootleg copy?
Spent more than an hour waiting in line for your ticket?
Spent more than an hour in line waiting for your video?
Devoted an entire day to just watching the movies?
Screamed at the screen? (If you get it, click it?)
Been to a Star Wars theme convention?
Run a Star Wars theme convention?
Been referred to as "that Star Wars nut"?
Requested Star Wars toys for holiday gifts?
Received Star Wars toys as holiday gifts?
Given Star Wars toys as holiday gifts?
Ransacked a fabric store for that perfect "Jedi fabric"?
Dressed up as your favorite character when going to see one of the movies in the theater?
-- At home?
-- To a convention?
Contemplated the nature of duct tape and the Force?
Masturbated while fantasizing about one of the Star Wars characters?
Imagined your sexual partner was one of the Star Wars characters? (Oh, Jabba!)
Created a Star Wars fan page?
Spent several hours visiting fan pages?
-- The whole night?
-- The whole day?
-- So long you can't remember?
Joined a mailing list/unofficial fan group?
-- Up to 5?
-- Up to 10?
-- Up to 15?
Run a mailing list/unofficial fan group?
-- 5?
-- 10?
-- 15?
Belonged to an *official* fan group?
Visited a fan chat room?
-- Been a regular?
Run a fan chat room?
Been threatened with duct tape and a dirty sock to keep you from talking about Star Wars?
-- Forced them to follow through?
Visted fan sites/archives when you weren't supposed to be (i.e. - work, school, using someone else's computer without their permission)?
Devoted more than 1.5 MB of your hard drive to pictures?
Had the urge to dress Yoda up like Frank N. Furter from RHPS? ("Punish you I will!")
Read fan fiction?
Written fan fiction? (If you answered no to both these questions, just skip on down to the end)
Spent hours reading fanfic?
-- Days?
-- Lost track?
Spent hours writing fanfic?
-- Days?
-- Lost track?
Read gen. fic?
Written gen. fic?
Read a X-Over?
Written an X-Over?
Read AU?
Written AU?
Read PWP?
Written PWP?
Read Adult fic? (with a plot, not necessarily smut)
Written Adult fic? (with a plot, not necessarily smut)
Read slash?
Written slash?
Skipped over a story because it was rated PG-13 or lower?
Written Sammich?
Read Sammich?
Written a piece of fic as part of an activity in a chat room?
Watched someone write a piece of fic in a chat room?
Written a fic based on your own sexual fantasies?
Read a fic because it sounded like one of your sexual fantasies?
Printed out a stack of fic to read later?
Kept a notebook/list of quotes, plot ides, etc, for use in fic?
Issued a fic challenge?
Answered one?
Used your sexual experiences as "research"?
Used what you've read as a list of "things to try"?
Been reduced to tears by a fic?
Had a story published in a 'zine?
Bought a 'zine?
Published a 'zine?
Had your family/friends/co-workers try to commit you for giggling hysterically while pointing at your computer screen?
Read an adult fic for the purposes of becoming aroused?
Masturbated while reading adult fic?
Spent hours discussing the finer points of fanfic?
-- Days?
Sent negative feedback? (tsk-tsk)
Had a temper tantrum because you didn't get enough feedback? (aw, whooza po'h woozums!)
Used fanfic to vent negative emotions?
Used fanfic as an instrument of revenge?
Written a story, but never posted it?
Found yourself reading more than 2 WIPs at the same time?
Found yourself writting on more than 2 WIPs at the same time?
Found yourself starting a conversation with "Do you think Jedi have any fetishes?" or something along those lines?
Been making a list from this test on things to do?
Good going!