| are u hmong???? |
| .... aRe u a hMong?!?!...hEa`s a chEck liST fOr u!!!!!! ~~~You go to soccer tournaments where you see guys dress in suits and carrying an umbrella!~~~~ ~~~You go to soccer tournaments and you see little kids sliding down hills on pieces of cardboard they stole from one of the venders.~~~ ~~~You see 4 feet 11 inch Hmong Girls wearing 7 inch foot platformshoes, making them 7 inches taller than herboyfriend ......and you can fit yourself inside one leg of the pants that her boyfriend is wearing!~~~ ~~~You hear Hmong guys trying to talk with a southern accent "Waz up ya all?"~~~ ~~~You seeHmong girls do weird movements with theirhead/neck/arms when they say, "You know wazzup..."~~~ ~~~You never speak in Hmong at home, but when you`re talking to someone who`s non-hmong, all you speak is Hmong!~~ ~~~When you talk to someone who`s non-Hmong, you catch yourself saying, "O-Yo!"~~~ ~~~You know you`re in trouble when you hear your name followed by "-ah" (Example: Cheng-ah! or Lee-ah!)~~~ ~~~All the Hmong girls you know have taken studio pictures 7 times.~~~ ~~~~You have a picture of a friend/cousin/sister/brother standing next to a tree!~~~ ~~~You and all your friends drive a Toyota or a Honda.~~~ ~~~You know someone who tries to talk about cars but he/she really doesn`t know anything about cars.~~~ ~~~You have to go to the garden with your mom, but your garden is 15 miles out of town. When you go to the garden, all you hear is a loud bass.~~~ ~~~All the Hmong men you know think they can jump!~~~ ~~~All the Hmong men you know think they`re a professional soccer player!~~~ ~~~You know someone named A, Bee, See, Dee, and Ee.~~~ ~~~There`s a knife in the kitchen bigger than the size of your head!~~~ ~~~You can fit yourself and a friend into one of your mom`s pots in the kitchen!~~~ ~~~You know who Paradise,Voltage, and Sounders are.~~~ ~~~Someone in your family blasts Paradise, Voltage, or Sounders from their bedroom 24/7!~~~ ~~~Your friendsgo raving and one of your friends has hit himself trying to use glowsticks when at the rave!~~~ ~~~You meet a new Hmong person and half way into the conversation you say, "Omigosh, you know him too?!?!"~~~ ~~~All your friends think they are going to college for a Computer Science major!~~~ ~~~You know of at least one Hmong who goes to school at UW-Eau Claire!~~~ ~~~If you go to UW-Eau Claire, you know the names of at least10 Hmongstudents from Wausau!~~~ ~~~You have at lease one relative living in St. Paul.~~~ ~~~When your family goes camping, the women spend the whole day cooking 10-course meals while the men play "tub-lub".~~ ~~~Your uncle`s wife`s cousin`s brother-in-law`s younger sister is married to your mom`s sister`s husband`s nephew`s wife`s mother`s older brother.~~ ~~~When you meet someone`s parents, you usually hear, "What`s your name? Where are you from? What`s your dad`s name? What`s your grandfather`s name? What`s your great-grandfather`s name?" followed by...."OH!!! I know them! Back in Thailand......blah blah blah!" Otherwise you don`t know!~~~ ~~~You go to funerals where old single men are trying to hit on younger girls who don`t know better!~~~ ~~~Your have a friend who had 3 wedding parties!~~~ ~~~Your friend calls you one day and says, "Come to my wedding tomorrow."~~~ ~~~When you go to someone`s house, you open the door and trip over a big pile of shoes!~~~ ~~~You see pictures of elders in thailand framed or enlarge on the wall of your friends` homes... or even yours!~~~ ~~~~~~~ahahahaha....pReTTy fUnnIe hUh?!?!?!....bUt hEy! ..sOme of tHose aRE tRuE aRen`T thEY?!?!?..ahahhaa~~~~~ |