| PICK UP LINES |
| 1. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? 2. Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because i scraped my knee when i fell for you. 3. I hope you have a library card because i'm checking you out. 4. Your tag says made in USA, but i could have sworn you were made in Heaven. 5. Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can i talk you out of them? 6. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 7. Is your dad a terrorist? cause baby you're da bomb. 8. My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in. 9. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 10. Want to play Pearl Harbor?.....Its a game where i lay back while you blow the hell out of me. 11. If you were a burger at mcdonalds, i'd call you mcbeautiful. 12. Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past you again? 13. Baby, you're so sweet, you put hershey's outta business. 14. If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become? [the answer] you " well to me, i want to be your tear drop: i was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips 15. if i had a rose for every time i though of you, i would be walking through my garden forever 16. if beauty were time, you'd be eternity in the world 17. if you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things 18. if beauty were a grain of sand, you'd ge a million beaches 19. i knoe milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? 20. was your dad king for a day? he must have been to make a princess like you 21. is your father a thief? (no) then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes 22. excuse me, do you have a library card? because i would like to check you out 23. you see my friend over there? [point to a friend who sheepishly waves from afar] he wants to know if you think i'm cute 24. would you fuck a complete stranger? [no] then hi, my name is.... 25. life is like a dick. when it gets hard, "fuck it" 26. was your father a mechanic? then how did you get such a finely tuned body? 27. you look like my third wife. {she} oh, how many times have you been married? twice 28. i'm feeling a little off today. would you like to turn me on? 29. hello, i'm a thief and i'm here to steal your heart 30. if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together 31. stand back i'm a doctor. you go get the ambulence, i'll loosen her clothes 32. me name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime 33. (approach a group of them) i'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. alright, who's first? 34. the word of the day is "legs" let's go back to my place and spread the word 35. why don't you come ova and we can do math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and i'll multiply 36. was your father a farmer? because you sure have grown some nice melons! 37. sex is killer....want to die happy? 38. My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream 39. do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] can i?. 40. Nice dress, it would look nicer on the floor next to my bed. 41. should i call you in the morning or nudge you? |