Lissa's First Heat, Part Two
 
Since my confinement at home I have discovered that I have a natural athletic talent. I do not mean to brag but I excel at all sports. If this keeps up I may have to begin training for the next olympics.
 
I have just finished practicing my dribbling and am contemplating my next perfect shot. hmmm. I just have to do it without breaking the backboard again.
If I had to choose a favorite sport it would have to be football After I punt the ball to Nikki I am going to tackle him. I might tackle him even if he doesn't catch it. Can you see why I like this game so much? Heh, Heh.
 
I really enjoy the game of soccer. You can cheat
and nobody can stop you. Here I carry the ball to the net instead of kicking it in. If anyone tries to object, I just run away with the ball.
 
 
Not to worry everyone. I got up and walked away. I am in excellent physical shape due to my athletic conditioning. This was a tricky save but I made it.   (mom said I was a mile away and ate dirt instead but what does that old witch know) Well, maybe I was a little embarrassed but you have to learn to shake it off. Remember, kids, don't try this at home. I am a professional.
Being an all around athlete can sure work up an appetite. After a day on the field I like to hit the kitchen and whip up a batch of cookies. Remember girls, always wear your apron to keep your fur looking good.
Till next time. I remain, as always, Lissa!
 
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