Lissa's First Heat, Part Two
Since my confinement at home
I have discovered that I have a natural athletic talent. I do not mean
to brag but I excel at all sports. If this keeps up I may have to begin
training for the next olympics.
I have just finished practicing
my dribbling and am contemplating my next perfect shot. hmmm. I just have
to do it without breaking the backboard again.
If I had to choose a favorite
sport it would have to be football After I punt the ball to Nikki I am
going to tackle him. I might tackle him even if he doesn't catch it. Can
you see why I like this game so much? Heh, Heh.
I really enjoy the game of
soccer. You can cheat
and nobody can stop you. Here
I carry the ball to the net instead of kicking it in. If anyone tries to
object, I just run away with the ball.
Not to worry everyone. I got
up and walked away. I am in excellent physical shape due to my athletic
conditioning. This was a tricky save but I made it. (mom said
I was a mile away and ate dirt instead but what does that old witch know)
Well, maybe I was a little embarrassed but you have to learn to shake it
off. Remember, kids, don't try this at home. I am a professional.
Being an all around athlete
can sure work up an appetite. After a day on the field I like to hit the
kitchen and whip up a batch of cookies. Remember girls, always wear your
apron to keep your fur looking good.
Till next time. I remain, as
always, Lissa!
Lissa's Life