Your An Idiot if


This page is dedicated to those fools among us who think there isn't anyone else on the road besides them,or in a hurry or have to be some where too

Four Wheeler's,

1.Your an Idiot if you can't read the road construction sign that say's lane ends 1 mile and you continue to keep going,while everyone else is getting in the lane that is open,,so the traffic will move ,,but no the idiot has to continue along with his or her other friend idiot's to clog the flow of traffic at where the lanes come together,,there fore your an idiot,,pick up your sign.

2. Your an Idiot if you travel along an wait till the last second to get out of the left lane to exit off in the right lane causing every one you cut in front of to throw on there brakes needlessly,almost causing everyone you cut in front of to wreck into each other,,pick up your sign on the way out.

3. The biggest Idiot is the one who drives on a clear night running his/her's fog light's (hello is there anyone home) There is a reason they call them fog light's. It's because they can penetrate thick fog so you can see the lines to keep from wrecking,Duh, So on a clear night those bright fog light's blind people,,You need to pick up two sign's on your way out so we know when your coming and going.

4. These idiot's really take the cake, Say there's a traffic jam on a two to four lane highway.One lane is moving a little ,well the idiot just has to jump into it because it will kill him/her that somebody else is moving and their not.As a result of this the lane either slows or stops because the idiot's are jumping into it and the other lane or lanes begin to move that the idiot's jumped out of. So now they are in the slow or stopped lane while the rest of us were content at being where we were at.(which by the way those lanes started moving because of the idiot jumping in another lane).So do we get the picture here it will go on and on ,jumping from one lane to another because of them the other lanes are moving so they have to keep doing it,,not realizing in there idiot minds they are the ones letting the other lanes seem to move.So to resolve this, simple stay in the lane your in, be patient. We all want to get thourgh it too.

18 Wheeler's

1.When you pass another truck at night and instead of turning his or her lights off they flash the high beams on you and blind ya,,they are a idiot ,,(get the idea).

2.When a 55 mile an hour truck try's to pass a 54.75 mile an hour truck and there's trucks that are doing the speed limit of sixty five that can get around with no problem,but it takes the 55 mile an hour truck forever and a day your an idiot.

hey I'm not finished with this yet. Have 18 wheeler one's too so be patient till I get them all here ,,still have lot of four wheeler one's left.

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