Hello ! Miow name is Jarod. Yew see, I am a Siamese Purrrtender. I am a Shelter Cat Purrtender too. When I was furry little....about 7weeks old, I was playing outside wiv miow Cat Meowommie, and some brothers and sisters too , maybe, but I duznt rememfur . She was a furry gud meowommie and taught me to hunt. But I got lost furrom her. I ran and ran in the bushes, and was furry scared ! Then I saw some strange, furry, purrrsons eating something crunchy on a old human lady purrson's back porch. These furry purrsons had rings on fluffy tails, and black masks on eyes, and hands like humans. They was eating cat chow, and nowmeow I knows they was Raccoons. Well, I has stripes on my tail too, so I walked up purrrty boldly and had some cat chow too. The old human purrson saw me out wiv the raccoons, and she says they might bite me, so she brings me in the house. Another purrson there says, "let's call the animal shelter, and they will come and get him." But the other purrson says, "No, this kitten looks like a Siamese, kinda, so let me call a meowommie of Siameses furst." Miow meowommie came to see me and says "This is a Siamese Purrtender, cause of his white pawickies." But I say, "No, I AM a Siamese wiv Pure Pawickies". So she take me to she kitten's house, and she human kitten gets me tests, and shots. I neffur make it to the Shelter Cages, but I pass miow tests and goes to live with two real Siameses with papurrrs. But miow meowommie says I am the One Who Makes Her Laugh Hard, and even though miow blue eyes is big and round , stead of almond shape, and even though miow fur is fuzzy ,stead of smooth, she loves me furry much, and I love her too. She try to find where miow cat meowommie lived, but no one knew who I was, or where I came furrom. Maybe some purrson cried cause I was lost. I am just glad I was found. If yew finds a kitten, purrrhaps yew need to laugh too. Go down to the Shelter place and see if someone like Miow is waiting fur yew there. Salmewtations, Jarod The Siamese Purrtender