Hi...I just moved out of the hills,into Mission.This guy came up to me and started this weird talk and said he worked on this machine called a Pentium.I kinda of laughed at him.He looked insulted and asked for the definitions of some words,as he figured I was pretty dumb.He thought I would have a PROBLEM with them,but they were real easy...
LOG ON - Making the wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF - Don't add wood.
MONITOR - Keep an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD - Getting firewood off the pickup.
MEGA HERTZ - When your not careful downloading
(watch those toes)
FLOPPY DISK - What you get from piling too much wood.
RAM - The hydraulic thingy that makes the wood splitter work.
HARD DRIVE - Getting home in mud season.
WINDOWS - What to shut when it's 30 below.
SCREEN - What you need for black fly season.
BYTE - What black flies do.
CHIP - What to munch on.
MICRO CHIP - What's left in the bag when chips are done.
MODEM - What you did in the hay fields.
LAP TOP - Where little kids feel comfy.
KEYBOARD - Where you hang your keys.
SOFTWARE - Plastic eating utensils.
MOUSE - What eats the horses grain in the barn.
MAIN FRAME - The part of the barn that holds the roof up.