You know you're a ferret person when...

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...a new guy tries to strike up a conversation with you and he eventually walks away knowing more about your ferret than he does about you. By Toni & Dinky

...YOUR IDEA OF "ARTS AND CRAFTS" IS  MAKING LITTER BOXES!
...YOUR BOYFRIEND WANTS TO KNOW WHERE THE SOFT TERRYCLOTH BATHROBE IS AND YOU SAY, "DAH, I GAVE IT TO THE BABIES TO SLEEP ON!" By Kelly & Steve

..."It's not that I *mind* the ferrets crawling into my work bag and eating my cookies . . . "  and your SO smiles and says, "It's just that they leave such a mess of crumbs behind!" --Sheri M

...you take all the money you got for you last birthday and donate it toward the KODO legal action fund (HINT HINT) Ada & Kerry Gibbs

... you call your friends (especially boyfriend) by the same cutesy nicknames that you use on your ferrets in a highly endearing manner - such as Funny Bunny!
... you make the same silly nonsense noises that you make when you tickle your ferrets when you're tickling your friends!!! Georgette Peters

.....it occurs to you that you are the only 45 year old woman you know who drives around with a litter box behind the driver's seat of your car; and when you do realize it, you smile, because you know the love they'remissing!
.....you are eating a bowl of oatmeal; but before you started eating it, you waited for it to cool enough not to burn the mouth of the little critter who keeps stealing the raisins out of it. You don't mind sharing....you even spoon them to the top for him to dive into the bowl for!
.....you cancel the vacation you have been planning all year and instead use the money to travel out of town to a special ferret vet for a medical opinion; then are thankful that if the little guy had to get sick that he got sick BEFORE all the vacation money was spent.By: Jacquie RodgersLoki, Morgan and Turnip ferret mom


... you save your ferrets kit teeth and show them to all who visit.
... you actually make blue prints of "The Ferret's Room" for your new
house. 
... you leave wads of paper, bags, piles of clothes and boxes on the
floor just so your ferrets have stuff to explore.  "It's not a mess,
it's just ferret decor!"


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