10. He sees you when you're sleeping!
9. He hates fruitcake, too!
8. Never gives you socks or underware!
7. You don't need to write a thank-you!
6. "Better not pout" just makes sense!
5. Doesn't mind if you play with the boxes instead of the toys!
4. He is the single largest employer of elves!
3. He has an unlimited line of credit!
2. Reindeer don't make a mess on your roof!