ANIMAL ARTISTS
This animal is amazing! So very quaint!
A little, black bear, who knows how to paint!
Brushes dripping....splashes, all over the floor!
Pink, on his nose and on his ears....some more!
He never tires, of his new, painting passion,
For sales are brisk! It's the latest fashion!
He must take advantage, for by next year,
Dolphins and jackals will be painting, I hear!
An elephant painting might be better than this!
He could squirt, with his trunk and rarely miss!
Unique effects would result...never attempted before!
I'm convinced, that Art Critics would flock to his door!
With astronomical offers, popularity and praise!
Even "Penguin Painting" could be the next rage!
They could dip their flat feet, in yellow, red and blue!
Stomp all over the canvas and sell it to you!
Their glorious masterpieces will be exhibited for all,
Lined up in neat rows, on Gallery wall and in the hall!
They'll charge you a few dollars, to walk all around,
While other "painters" are out "painting the town"!
A "People Paint Party"...graffiti on bricks...a disgrace!
Just hang canvas there, in this very same place!
Wait until everyone paints this "common" form of art,
Then, slice up the canvas and quickly depart!
Go straight to the famous Museum....
Add frames...and rhetoric...to impress everyone,
Or off to the Art Auction! It will be profitable and "fun"!
These Graffiti Paintings will fetch a high price!
No more paintings on huge, brick walls,
Although those, YOU CAN'T HEIST!
Pauline Banning
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