What rednecks think of computer terms:
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BACKUP       - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE     - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG          - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE         - What your pit bull dun to that strange city boy
                     tryin' to sell me a vacuum
CACHE        - Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP         - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
CRASH        - When you go to a swingin' party uninvited
DIGITAL      - The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE     - Nasty Female Disco dancer
FAX          - What you could lie about to the IRS
HACKER       - Poor sap after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY     - Copies made on heavy papers
INTERNET     - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD     - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC          - Bubba's favorite fast food burger
MEGAHERTZ    - How your head feels after head butting Bubba
MODEM        - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD    - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK      - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE       - Where to stay when coloring
ROM          - Where some Italians live
SCREEN       - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SCSI         - What you call your week-old underwear
SERIAL PORT  - A bowl you put the stuff in for breakfast with milk
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
TERMINAL     - Time to call the cemetery

(author unknown)