May 24, 1998
I was really a star today! I wore an elegant long gown and coat, custom made for me by Grandma Ryan. I was such a celebrity that I had to "hide" under a hat, sunglasses and binky. And the paparazzi STILL kept chasing me, cameras flashing everywhere I turned!
Here's all the family that was able to attend. Jennifer and Kevin Cunningham (my godparents), Mommy's cousin Natalie, Great-Aunt Jeannie, Uncle Josh & Aunt Sara, and Grandma & Grandpa Ryan.
I wanted to make sure the ceremony was memorable for everyone, so I planned a special surprise. Just as everyone sat down in the church and Father Thirb was about to begin, I let out a LOUD and STINKY poop! You can bet that sure caught everyone's attention!
My dress and coat were very beautiful, of course, to best complement my natural beauty. I just love being the center of attention!
Hey, Grandpa's belly is the softest, squishiest pillow I've ever found! This is great!
Am I adorable or what, Mom?
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