JUNK MAIL REVENGE

WHAT A GREAT IDEA....

  1. When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them in with your payment. Let them throw it away.

  2. When you get those pre approved letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with a postage paid envelope. Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail, and put it in these cool little envelopes! You could send it back empty if you want to just keep them guessing!

  3. Send an ad for your local dry cleaner to American Express, or Visa, or a pizza coupon to Citibank.

4. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their application back. Not filled in of course!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure that your name isn't on anything you send back to them.

Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting all their junk back in the mail! Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and best of all THEY ARE PAYING FOR IT!!! TWICE EVEN!!!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since the say e-mail is cutting into thier business, and that's why they need to increase postage again!

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