There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up this hill to the mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the cave, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something?

"No", said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you.

Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the  return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.

The Polish guy starts running around the desert, looking for a cave to find these women that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave. As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man, look at the  size of that cave! It's bigger than the ones that those Indians found. There must really be something really great in this cave!"

Well he took off up the hill at a super fast speed with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of, "WOOOOOO! WOOOOOO!! WOOOOOO!!!  Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave.

The next day, in the newspaper, the headlines read,

NAKED MAN FROM POLAND RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN!!!