When the Pope was visiting in Colorado last year he was staying with a family in their home. They arranged for him to take a limousine ride to see the sites of Colorado. After the Pope had been riding in the limo for a spell he asked the driver to please let him do some driving as it had always been one of his great pleasures. The driver acceded as how does one say no to the Pope.
Once the Pope got the feel of the road, he started driving pretty fast and over the speed limit. All of a sudden he was pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper asked the Pope to wait right there while he checked with his superior. He returned to his car and called his sergeant.
He said, "Sarge, I have a situation here that I don't know how to handle." "What's that?" "Well, I have pulled over a limousine and there is somebody very important in it." The sergeant asked if it was the Governor of Colorado. "No, much more important," was the reply. "Is it Bill Clinton?" "No, much more important." "Is it Hillary Clinton?" Again, "No, much more important." The sergeant said, "Well, who is it?" The trooper responded, "I don't know who he is, but the Pope is his driver."