Two hillbillies approach each other on a country road. One is carrying a sack over his shoulder. "Hey, Billy Bob," one calls out to the other, "What you got in that sack?"
"Some chickens."
"If I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one of them?"
"Heck, Joe Bob, if you guess how many chickens I got in the sack, I'll give you both of them."
"Okay. Er... Five?"
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