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60 degrees
Californians put their
sweaters on.
50 degrees
Miami residents turn on the
heat.
45 degrees
Vermont residents go to outdoor
concert.
40 degrees
You can see your breath, Californians
shiver uncontrollably,
Minnesotans go swimming.
35 degrees
Italian cars don't start.
32 degrees
Water freezes.
30 degrees
You plan your vacation in
Australia.
25 degrees
Ohio water freezes,
Californians
weep pitiably,
Minnesotans eat ice cream,
Canadians go swimming.
20 degrees
Politicians begin to talk
about the homeless,
New York City water freezes,
Miami residents plan vacation
farther south.
15 degrees
French cars don't start
Cat
insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
10 degrees
You need jumper cables to
get the car going.
5 degrees
American cars don't start.
0 degrees
Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10 degrees
German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you step outside.
-15 degrees
You can cut your breath and
use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist.
-20 degrees
Cat insists on sleeping in
pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof,
Japanese cars don't start.
-25 degrees
Too cold to think, you need
jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30 degrees
You plan a two week hot bath
Swedish cars don't start.
-40 degrees
Californians disappear
Minnesotans
button top button
Canadians put on sweater
Your car helps
you plan your trip South.
-50 degrees
Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80 degrees
Polar bears move South
Green
Bay Packer (and Buffalo Bills) fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-90 degrees
Lawyers put their hands in
their own pockets.
-100 degrees
Hell freezes over, Clinton
finally tells all.
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This page was last updated on 2002.07.04 by JC Reagan.