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Q: Who was the greatest financier
in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating
his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: Who was the greatest female
financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter. She
went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q: What kind of man was Boaz
before he got married?
A: Ruth-less.
Q: Who was the first drug
addict in the Bible?
A: Nebuchadnezzar. He was
on grass for seven years.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles
are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and
Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard
throughout the land.
Honda...because the apostles
were all in one Accord.
2 Cor. 48 describes going
out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but
not cramped beyond movement."
Q: Who was the greatest comedian
in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the
house down.
Q: Where is the first baseball
game in the Bible?
A: In the big inning, Eve
stole first,
Adam stole second.
Cain struck-out Abel,
and the Prodigal Son came home.
The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Q: How did Adam and Eve feel
when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A: They were really put
out.
Q: What is one of the first
things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
A: They really raised Cain.
Q: What excuse did Adam give
to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out
of house and home.
Q: The ark was built in 3
stories, and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they
get light to the bottom 2 stories?
A: They used floodlights.
Q: Who is the greatest babysitter
mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath
to sleep.
Q: Why was Goliath so surprised
when David hit him with a slingshot?
A: The thought had never
entered his head before.
Q: What do they call pastors
in Germany?
A: German Shepherds.
Q: What is the best way to
get to Paradise?
A: Turn right and go straight.
Q: Which servant of Jehovah
was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses. Because he broke
all 10 commandments at once.
Q: Which area of Palestine
was especially wealthy?
A: The area around the Jordan.
The banks were always overflowing.
Q: How do we know that Job
went to a chiropractor?
A: Because in Job 16:12
we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and
he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
Q: Where is the first tennis
match mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Joseph served in
Pharaoh's's court.
Q: Which Bible character had
no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!
Q: How do we know that they
played cards in the ark?
A: Because Noah sat on the
deck.
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This page was last updated on 2002.07.04 by JC Reagan.