You Might be a Teacher If....

• You find humor is other people's stupidity.
• You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free.
• You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
• You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids are sure mellow today."
• When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
• Marking all A's on the report card would make your life SOOO much simpler.
• When you mention "vegetables" and you're not talking about a food group.
• You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
• You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.
• You really encourage an obnoxious parent to check into home schooling.
• You've never had your profession slammed by someone who would NEVER DREAM of doing your job.
• You can't have children of your own, because there is NO name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it.
• Meeting a child's parents INSTANTLY answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"

JC here! Would you please take a moment and fill out the form to the left? I'm going to be making a new site and I'd appreciate your help on discovering the top jokes. Thank you much!

This page was last updated on 2002.07.04 by JC Reagan.