Star Trek Characters Tell Why The Chicken Crossed The Road

James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Mr. Scott:
'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain.

Dr. McCoy:
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a farmer!

Mr. Spock:
Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.
Mr. Data:
Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?
Mr. Worf:
For the honor of all chickens.
Odo:
I was the life of the party. Odo, be a chicken. I'm a chicken. Odo, cross the road. I crossed the road. Life of the party. I hate parties.

Counselor Troi:
I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it.

Computer:
Insufficient information.

The Borg:
Because resistance is futile.

Q:
I could have appeared as a common barnyard fowl, but their propensity for crossing roads ruled that out, so I came to visit you, Jean-Luc.
Voyager's crew:
It saw Neelix coming.

Neelix:
Here, chicken, chicken, chicken...
You know, Commander, chicken tastes just *scrumptuous* with leola root!

The Chicken:
Why do you keep bringing me back to the road?
The Prophets (Wormhole Aliens):
You exist here.

Chakotay:
There is a legend among my people about a chicken...



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