1. Visitors to this site should be aware that it deals with subjects of an adult nature (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more)

2. This site is produced in accordance with the the Taste and Decency (wartime provisions) Act of 1999.

3. This site contains images of a graphic and extremely disturbing nature. People who may be offended by images such as ex-prime ministers should exit here.

4. Persons who may be offended by the gratuitous use of <blink> html tags should also exit.

5. This site is only available to people of 40 years of age (snigger).