HUMOR WITH A BADGE

A county mountie stopped a fellow and told him he didn't
come to a complete stop at the stop sign down the block.
The man had just got off work and was tired
and anxious to get home.
"But there was no one coming
and I slowed down,
what difference does it make if I
actually come to a complete stop or just slow down?"
he asked testily.
The officer stood and looked at him a minute,
took out his baton and started hitting ,
the fellow over the head.
"Ouch, what do you think you are doing?"
"Well, tell me, would you like me
to slow down or
come to a complete stop?"

In a county jail in Florida
jailers found a plastic bag hanging
on the bars of a cell.
Inside was Jimmy Jones
who hoped to get taken out with the trash.
He might have
except
during rollcall his reflexes took over
and when his name was called
he answered
"Here" from inside the trash bag!

G-Man: "Got away, did he?
Did you guard all the exits?"
Policeman:"Yes, but we think he must
have gotten out by one of the entrances!

One of the burdens of a small town mayor
was his brother-in-law who liked to brag
about being related to the mayor.
One day the brother-in-law
got a ticket for speeding.
He furiously waved the ticket at the desk Sgt.
"Do you know whoI am?" he sputtered.
The desk Sgt looked at him picked up his phone
and called the mayor's office
"Tell the mayor"
he said to the secretary,
"that his brother-in-law is down here
and can't remember who he is."

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