I'd like to welcome you all to my FIRST Birthday Party.
We're having it at the Club House where we live. It's easier than having to move around all my stuff at home. AND we can fit in more people, that means MORE presents!
We have nice food, tables and chairs and, if you look out
the window, girls in bikini's by the pool.
Daddy's mommy is giving me some Deviled Eggs. They said it fits my personality, but don't believe it. Mommy is the one who dresses me in red. I should really be eating Angel Food Cake.
Mommy lived in Panama for three years, so at my Birthday Party we have a piñata. It's filled with prizes and you are supposed to break it with a stick. Uncle Phil is showing everyone how to do it. All the kids will take turns hitting it and when it breaks everyone runs to pick up prizes. It's like a sale at Macy's Bargain Basement, if they still have bargains.
Daddy will help me since the piñata is tied too
high in the tree for me to reach.
It's time for cake. First they want me to wear a hat. Then we have to blow out the candle, mommy is going to help with that so first she does some blowing exercizes. That's fun when I don't get hit in the chin.
It's ICE CREAM cake, it feels really
good. With a little help from Mommy's Mommy
it tastes good too.
PRESENTS!
Mommy is helping me unwrap my presents, she really likes to open presents. I think the whole reason for the party is so mommy would have a whole bunch of presents to open. The part I like is that I get to keep them! Uncle Phil got me a drum, I really like drums
Boris and Natasha gave me some cat toys. They smell a little like cat food, I wonder if they are hand-me-downs? Well I like them anyway. They have big, loud, jingle bells inside and they are fun to shake. Well the party is over now and I'm ringing goodbye to all my guests. Oh, I'm not wearing a yarmuke, even though it is Saturday I don't have to see Christening page, it's a beach ball.
Do any of you remember that picture with Santa?
Here we go again. Last year I was just surrounded by little bunnies. This year we go to the Mall and I have to sit with a GIANT Easter Bunny.
OK, I really don't have anything against this guy, I think
he used some breath spray since the last carrot he ate, kinda smells minty.
BUT, if he says anything about coming down my chimney we're surfing over
to www.foodtv.com and get Emeril's recipe for RABBIT STEW.
Everybody be quiet, it's Easter morning an I'm waiting for that big bunny. I don't want him to recognize me so I'm wearing a bunny disguise. I think that touch of blue at the ears give it just the right effect.
Later today we are going over Uncle Phil's for Easter dinner
and to celebrate his birthday. He's gonna have a cake, I sure hope
it's an ice cream cake. Since my party I sure grew up a lot.
Now I know how to eat ice cream ALL by myself.
When I find out the birthday cake is a Carvel Cake shaped like Micky Mouse, I can hardly contain my excitement. I'm so happy that now I can show everyone here how well I learned to eat ice cream. Notice how I study the bowl and make sure I get every bit of it, by this time I'm on my seconds and thirds. After eating I know it's important to clean up well. Here's some stuff I learned from my cat, Sparkle. First it's important to get your paws clean, then you do the front legs. Well that's what Sparkle called them when she was showing me. I'm finished now, I can sit back and relax.
Not only did Sparkle teach me all I know about personal
hygiene, she also taught me how to eat Cheerios. She says one of the most
important things is sharing. Usually I eat one half and she eats the other.
Sometimes she has her half first.