YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO COFFEE WHEN...

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

You can take a picture of yourself from twenty-five feet away without using the timer.

You lick your coffee pot clean.

You're employee of the month at the local coffee house, and you don't work there.

Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."

You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

Instant coffee takes too long.

Brazilians celebrate your birthday as a national holiday.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can't wait for the water to boil anymore.

You can't remember your second cup.

Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.

You answer the door before people knock.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

If this is you, lets sit down and talk about it over coffee.