...that there is always big puddles of water around the water bowl, sewer, drain and rubber rake are recommended!

...that you don't have to wash your ears anymore - the Briard loves to do it for you!

...that you never have to whip your carpets anymore, there's really no use in keeping them anyway!

...that during wintertime your floors are covered with snowballs - and they melt too!

...that after a walk in the forest you can build your own tree hut on the front lawn - the Briard carries the pieces home for    you!

...that you can feel totally save after dark - the Briard "yodels" gladly, just in case!

...that you never have to sleep alone anymore - and that if you have a partner, the Briard is a brilliant chaperone!

...that you have to buy another pillow - your own is always taken!

...that your often wake up in the middle of the night, freezing - someone's using your blanket!

...that your favorite seat in the sofa is constantly taken!

...that you have to watch out in every doorway - they are usually furnished with living door mats!

...that the passenger seat in your car is usually occupied - the Briard loves to stick the nose our where the wind blows!

...that you could use some wipers on the inside of the car windows as well - all around the car!

...that the cats in the neighborhood get alot of exercise!

...that anyone that comes into your house learns to keep their hands up - as a shield!

...that you are never alone anymore - not even in the bathroom!