1. People who ask you what time it is when they can see that you are not wearing a watch. 2. People who double park blocking the road when there is a parking space right next to them. 3. Nurses who wake you up to give you a sleeping pill. 4. When you answer the phone and the person on the other end says "who is this?" well who did you call idiot. 5. When someone asks "do you work here?" and you are wearing a name tag that clearly identifies you as an employee. 6. When you are eating and someone asks you if your finished. If I was finished I wouldn't still be eating would I? 7. Small minded people. 8. People who judge you by what you look like not who you are 9. Drivers who pull into the passing lane and then do 40 miles an hour 10.When the phone rings and you answer to hear a recorded message say "we have an important message for you but all our operators are busy" well then it can't be that important 11.Forgetting to cut the tag off a blouse or dress and finding it has been hanging out all evening and nobody told you.
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1. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 2. Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes clear to the bone.
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