Wow! We watched the Westminster Dog Show last night and I saw Barney Google! I was so psyched I could hardly keep still and I almost peed! I bet you were excited. Did you have to pee, too?

Tell Barney I'm really, really proud of him. Gosh, I think I'll have Mom do my genealogy like she does hers! Maybe we can frame it and put it on the wall next to Mackie's!

Man, there are some weirdo looking dogs, aren't there? I thought that big mop thing was pretty bizarre. And those chihuahua things? Yo, Taco Bell! And, excuse me, who in the world had the balls to enter a lamb in a dog show? (They called it a Bedlington Terrier, but who do they think they're kidding? It was clearly a lamb.)

You know, I think I have to agree with Mackie. Those poodles with puffy balls of fur just look stupid. Talk about high maintenance. Of course, I noticed that Barney's handler Dennis also showed one of those poodles, so what do I know?

Well, I'm still so excited and I really do have to go pee. I suppose Mom won't be happy if I just do it here. I guess I'll have to go outside.

I'll talk to you when you get back from New York. Congratulations!

Love,
Sluggo

P.S.: Mom says, "Way to go!"