Dear Dad:

We have the coolest stuff here!

Mom has this big round thing. It hums, and its insides go around really, really fast. When you stand in front of it, your hair flies backward! And it's really cool when you bark into it, because it makes your voice sound really tubular. (That's my new word of the day. Puff and I heard it on a movie Mom was watching the other night. I'm not sure what it means, but I like it.)

Anyway, ever seen one? I think maybe ours is the only one of its kind. Neither Puff nor I have ever seen anything like it. Mom calls it a fan or something like that.

When she's working at the computer, we hang around her feet hoping she'll put the fan thing on the floor. Then we stand in front and let our hair blow.

It's almost as fun as running through the house with toilet paper.

Gotta run! Me and Puff have to go patrol the perimeter.

Love,
Sluggo